On the harm from professors in the history of the humankind
Donskikh Oleg
Abstract:

A humorous essay presents the activities of professors against the background of the history of the university. Their activities radically changed the life of Europeans, and then of all mankind. First, they created experimental science; secondly, by criticizing the Catholic Church, they laid the foundations of capitalism; thirdly, the professors decided to improve human nature in a way that leads to the complete disappearance of humanity.

Keywords: university, professor, experimental science, capitalism, improvement of human nature